Hey, Look! I'm on TV! F-F-Fred: The Show! When you get on my show yeah, this is what you'll see. Abunch of crazy stuff but most of it's all of ME! I got muscle and I got moves and I ain't afraid to show it! Show It! Show It! Show It! I'm Fred And I Know It! Yeah, check it out, check it out. Figgle, Figgle, Figgle, Figgle, Figglehorn! Figgle, Figgle, Horn, Horn, Horn!
- This song's a parody of Sexy And I Know It.